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Friday, January 3, 2014

MUFC : DON'T BE A MUPPET

-   DONT BE A MUPPET   -


The Do's and Don'ts of Following United
 Don't call them 'Man U' in Manchester
 Do call them 'United' or 'Reds''
 Don't sing 'Who Are Ya?' or 'Easy! Easy!'
 Do sing 'Who The F'ckn Hell Are You?' and 'This Is So F'ckn Easy!'
 Don't ever leave before the final whistle!
 Do remember the words "...and Solskjaer has won it!"
 Don't wear a Jesters Hat if you're old enough to know better
 Do wear your lucky scarf or retro United kit
 Don't wear half and half scarfs, unless you're at a Euro away
• Do sing "Twenty Times, Twenty Times"
• Don't fall for the 'pro-Glazer' nonsense
 Don't bring a St George's Cross or England shirt to the game
 Don't wear an Ireland shirt to the game
 Do wear United colours, including Newton Heath's green & gold
 Don't get on the backs of United players. Never ever boo the team!
 Do get behind the team, even the players you don't like
 Don't boo ex-United players (except Carlos Tevez)
• Do learn the new songs quickly - and sing them
 Don't buy a fanzine thinking it's the offical match day programme
 Do buy the fanzines - United We Stand, Red Issue and Red News



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